Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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