That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Shame is for Republicans.
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