Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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