I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize