I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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