bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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