so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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