you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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