He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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