Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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