I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
How external is "for external use only"?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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