Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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