no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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