We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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