Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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