do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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