But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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