called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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