I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
time to smoke my breakfast
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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