Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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