yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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