i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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