Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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