Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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