I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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