We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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