You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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