You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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