you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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