did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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