I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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