omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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