i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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