...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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