Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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