Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dick very happy bro
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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