"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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