We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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