...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize