Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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