I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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