There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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