Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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