Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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