i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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