Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize