i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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