I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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