So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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