drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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