I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This couple is walking their pig around campus
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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