did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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