My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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